Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History.

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1. Directed by Woody Allen.
   Written by Martin Scorsese.
   Edited by George Lucas.
   Musical Score by Prince.

   see you in 2015.

   -np & eL

2. do south park vs family guy

3. Here’s my best ideas so far: (no specific order)
   1- Dr.House vs Dr.Doogie Howser
   2- Homer Simpson vs Forrest Gump
   3- Frank Lloyd Wright vs Jacque Fresco (Founder of the Venus Project) (one
   own the past and present and the other work one the future)
   4- Patrick Jane vs Cal Lightman (The Mentalist vs Lie to Me) (2 Masters of
   reading people)
   5- Freud vs Carl Gustav Jung vs B.F. Skinner
   6- Ron Jeremy vs Magic Mike
   7- Bill Hicks vs George Carlin
   8- Bill Cosby vs Richard Pryor
   9- Kick-Ass vs Phoenix Jones (Comics vs Real Life)
   10- Nostradamus vs Edgar Cayce
   11- Jesus vs JFK
   12- Casanova vs George Clooney
   13- Charles Manson vs Marilyn Manson
   14- Jay and Silent Bob vs Beavis and Butt-head
   15- James Bond vs Austin Powers
   16- Ed Wood vs Tommy Wiseau (Director of The Room) vs Uwe Boll
   17- Charlie Chaplin vs Buster Keaton

   Which one do you think is better!?

4. Also, Chandler (Data Processing) and Joey (NYC Player / Famous Actor) vs
   Tony Stark (International Playboy) and JARVIS (Data Processing).

5. Ronald McDonald vs Stephen King’s It

6. Like I said before Simon Cowell vs Chef Ramsay let’s make this happen! 

7. Hate to say it but Bay got the best lines here.
   Now i feel awful dirty…

   Of course IRL Spielberg is the true winner considering his career.

8. Leonardo Dicaprio vs Ronald Reagan

9. Three Musketeers and the Three Stooges!

10. Top 10 worst combos
    (From what ive seen)
    1: Fnaf vs chuckie cheese
    2: cod vs halo
    3: ps4 vs xbox one
    4: mom vs dad (yes i saw this one)
    5: pokemon vs minecraft
    6: anime vs creepy pasta
    7: kim jong un vs obama
    8: dog vs cat
    9: pewdiepie vs tobuscus
    10: repeats (already used combos)
    Comment if u see more :)

11. Can I get a link to the beat that Bay came in on?

12. Did you guys realize that all the directors attacked Michael bay at one
    point or another?

13. Peter Jackson wins, because he’s from The lord of the rings

14. Fall Out Boy vs. One Direction!!

15. Harry Potter vs Harry Houdini
    This has to happen.

16. Sigmund Freud Vs Carl Jung

17. Dr. Jekyll vs Sméagol (Mr. Hyde vs Gollum)

18. In order of who won:
    5: Spielberg
    4:Terentino
    3:Hitchcock
    2:Bay
    1:Kubrick

19. Britney Spears vs Christina Aguilera!!! that would be awesome!!!

20. Andrew Wilson (Ceo of EA games) vs Gabe newell (no explanation needed) 

21. The Jackass Crew vs. The Harlem Globetrotters!!

22. How to start an internet fight:
    1. Write a comment
    2. Wait

23. Gavroche by Victor Hugo (Les Misérables
    VS
    Olivier Twist by Charles Dickens

24. Justice league vs avengers
    Please please please please please please please please please please
    please please please